
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog)

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog)
BUT JUST IMAGINE THIS
JADE LOOKED AT JAKES CROTCH
ASKED “WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS”
AND THEN TURNED INTO A FUCKING MONSTER AND BARKED AND FLEW AWAY AND ZAPPED DIRK AWAY AND WENT COMPLETELY BATSHIT
AND JAKE THINKS ITS THE LACK OF HIS FUCKING PANTS
(Source: itsa-me-amelie)

I wasn’t expecting this.
Reblogging for valentine’s day.
wtf tumblr is so sassy like
I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.
Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
(Source: siameese)

i’m setting myself on fire
please… killll..meeeee
(Source: snapchatting)

You are the BRONY FANDOM, the louder half of this wretched body you are forced to share with the MY LITTLE PONY FANDOM. You like to think you are breaking GENDER ROLES by watching a tv show intended for girls, however your sister likes to point out you are DOING NOTHING NEW.
You enjoy justifying your OBSESSIONS such as making PASTEL COLOURED PONIES appear DARK AND EDGY so you can be as MANLY as possible. This includes making HIGH QUALITY ART where your favourite characters are SAUCY and NOT HARMING YOUR IMAGE AT ALL. CLOPPING is a MISUNDERSTOOD AND HARMLESS PAST TIME you tell yourself.
However life is HARD AND NO PONY UNDERSTANDS so you try to get other fandoms to LOVE AND TOLERATE you by alchemising their beloved possessions with BRIGHT PONY CHARACTERS. However you would not be caught with dead your sister’s DUMB GIRLY STEREOTYPICAL PREVIOUS GENERATION PONIES.
You have attempted to get into FANDOMSTUCK by presenting yourself as FLAWLESS and LIKEABLE, however all attempts have failed, especially with your treatment of the HOMESTUCK FANDOM.
You are often trying to murder your sister, as you feel she makes you LESS MANLY.
Yeah, I love the pony fandom, but every brony Fandomstuck I saw needed more… omph.

Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.
thIS IS TOO CUTE
WHAT A CLEVER GIRL

In honor of Herman Cain getting hired as a Fox News talking head, here’s a picture of a pizza. (photo by Bitman/Flickr)